OBAMA

It’s true. Barack Obama wasn’t born in America. He wasn’t even born on Earth. He was born on Mars. Many “birthers” have said he was born in Kenya. But that’s not true either. Barack Obama was born on Mars and that makes him a Martian.

If you look closely, you will observe that Mr. Obama has unusually large ears. That is no accident. The reason for those ears is so mr. Obama can hear radio signals from Mars. Those signals are telling him how to strengthen America with plans for health, education, alternative power, budget reform, and better foreign relations.

Initially it would seem simple for a group of Martians to come here to enlighten the people on Earth. But they have noticed that Earthlings seem to be “spooked” by all those Martian UFO’s seen flying around here. So the Martians decided to just send Mr. Obama to America by himself so his arrival would not be so distracting.

Happy August birthday, Mr. President!

William E. Wilson

Moses Lake