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OBAMA

| August 20, 2009 9:00 PM

It’s true. Barack Obama wasn’t born in America. He wasn’t even born on Earth. He was born on Mars. Many “birthers” have said he was born in Kenya. But that’s not true either. Barack Obama was born on Mars and that makes him a Martian.

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